2008 Transcripts

January | February | March | April

January

• January 02 - "I've Just Been Nominated for Litigator of the Year!"
• January 03 - "You Just Got Yourself a Babysitter"
• January 04 - "If I'm the Psychopath you Believe Me to Be, You Should Think Twice About Threatening Me"
• January 07 - "How Much Do You Two Weigh?"
• January 08 - "You Obviously Need Some Serious Relaxation Techniques to Avoid Those Stressors"
• January 09 - "I've Killed a Man Before, I'll Do It Again"
• January 10 - "People Fear Them and Respect Them out of Fear, Then They Come to Us for Help"
• January 15 - "You'll Still be our Favorite Ass to Kick"
• January 22 - "Ric's Asked Me to Fill in for Him as D.A. While He's Out of Town"
• January 23 - "If Sam Didn't Show up When she Did, He Would've Killed Me"
• January 24 - "I Really Should Find Ways to Stick Closer to You"
• January 29 - "Back in The Saddle"
• January 30 - "Lots of Sex"

February

• February 05 - "Sam's Been in an Accident"
• February 06 - "Who Would Have Done Something Like This to Her?"
• February 08 - "I Could Use a Good, Stiff Drink"
• February 11 - "When Are You Going to Realize That You Cannot Fix People, Alexis?"
• February 12 - "Are You Hoping the Guy Comes Back and Finishes Her Off?"
• February 13 - "You Just Coldcocked the Mayor!"
• February 14 - "Can You Tell Mommy What's Going On?"
• February 15 - "You Can't Blame Yourself For This"
• February 18 - "Who Are You?"
• February 19 - "You Would Rather Chew Ground Glass Than Accept My Help, Wouldn't You?"
• February 21 - "I know What it's Like to Have a Kid that's in Pain and Want to Go Back and Heal Them but You Can't"
• February 22 - "I Think I am Perfectly Capable of Being Home Alone Right Now"
• February 25 - "Who the Heck is Olivia?"
• February 26 - "I Burned a Few Bridges"
• February 29 - "So You Want Me to Believe that You're Doing This for My Benefit?"

March

• March 04 - "I Want You"
• March 05 - "Don't Underestimate Just How Far I'd Go to Spend Time With You, Alexis, Darling"
• March 07 - "You're Not Capable of Turning that Kind of Power Over to Anyone"
• March 10 - "I Need an Ambulance"
• March 11 - "Nikolas Collapsed"
• March 12 - "It's Time for Him to Let Go of the Past and Start Getting on With It"
• March 13 - "You've Been Driven By Revenge Your Whole Life, Ric"
• March 14 - "I Have Faith in You. I'm Proud of You. And I Love You"
• March 17 - "If You're Good, Someday I'll Demonstrate"
• March 18 - "I Happen to be Very Attached to You"
• March 19 - "The Police have not Given up on the Person who was Driving the Car and Neither Should You"
• March 20 - "Out of All the Men in Port Charles, I had to Zero in on the Most Dangerous One"
• March 24 - "The Police Pulled a Body out of the Water Under the Cannery"
• March 26 - "You Did This, Didn't You? You're the Driver Who Hit Sam?"
• March 28 - "I'm Attracted to You"
• March 31 - "You Can't Ignore the Fact that You Like Me Perhaps as Much as I Like You"

April

• April 01 - "The D.A.'s Office Seeks to Impose no Further Penalty"
• April 02 - "I Thought the Judge's Decision was Fair and Reasonable"
• April 04 - "Michael Shot Kate"
• April 07 - "Sonny Went to the Warehouse with Michael. He was Shot"
• April 08 - "I Can't Afford to Be Involved in This"
• April 09 - "I Like You, Alexis. Why Wouldn't I Want You to be Happy?"
• April 10 - "I Want us to Be in Control for Once!"
• April 11 - "You Were Right When you Tried to Hide Kristina from Sonny"
• April 14 - "The Next Thing You Know, Your Life is Utter Chaos"
• April 16 - "Just Say the Word and I Will Give You Anything You Want"
• April 17 - "We Can Pretend We're Not Flirting"
• April 18 - "Seems to Me that Either one of You or Both of you Might Want Sonny Dead"
• April 22 - "Two of the Worst Mistakes That I Ever Made"
• April 24 - "The Only Way to Keep Him in Custody is to Cancel the Hearing"
• April 25 - "Throw the Case"
• April 28 - "You are a Very, Very Bad Idea"
• April 29 - "The Haunted Star Will Be Closed Until Further Notice"
• April 30 - "Mr. Zacchara is in Fact a Killer"