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April
29, 2008 Transcript
"The
Haunted Star Will Be Closed Until Further Notice"
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Jerry:
You're on quite the winning streak.
Sam:
For now.
Jerry:
It must run in the family. Your mother won quite handily on opening
night.
Sam:
Why don't you leave my mother the hell alone?
Jerry:
Because I like your mummy, sweet Sam.
Alexis:
Excuse me, everyone. I'm sorry to interrupt this, but I'm going
to have to ask all of you to leave. The
Haunted Star will be closed until further notice.
Luke:
Hey, you can't close me down.
Alexis:
I just did.
Luke:
You can't just waltz in here and pull the plug like we're a toaster.
You were here opening night. You had a grand time.
Alexis:
We have reason to believe the Haunted Star is a venue for mob activity.
Luke:
Reason to believe? That's a guess.
Mac:
Your patrons are at risk of becoming innocent victims of violence.
Luke:
They're at risk of that every time they cross the street.
Alexis:
Don't get mad. It's not personal.
Mac:
We're launching a preemptive strike and shutting down the Haunted
Star before violence can occur.
Diane:
You know you have no legal grounds to shut down this establishment
because it may be the potential site of potential violence.
Harper:
We're closing it down on suspicion of money laundering.
Luke:
How am I not supposed to take this personally, Natasha?
Diane:
Look, why don't you just tell your fearless fellow law enforcers
to go home and come join me at the blackjack table.
Alexis:
Sounds fun. I'd love to, but I'm working.
Diane:
I tried.
Mac:
Open up your books, Luke. You need you to account for every penny.
Luke:
Madame D.A., a little help please.
Alexis:
Not a chance.
Mac:
Let's go, everyone out.
Luke:
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for this gross inconvenience.
We'll re-open as soon as we get this minor legal thing sorted out.
Ric:
For what it's worth, I do admire what you are trying to do.
Alexis:
That's an empty gesture. Because if you get Anthony Zacchara released,
you know that the violence will escalate.
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