April 17, 2008 Transcript
"We Can Pretend We're Not Flirting"

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Claudia: You better find him and shut him up before he gets us both killed.

Jerry: Well, you brought Dr. Jekyll here, I didn’t.

Claudia: I never imagined him taking a shot with a child in the line of fire.

Jerry: And he won't hesitate to turn us in if he's caught.

Claudia: What's he even doing here?

Jerry: Living dangerously, as we all are.


Sam: So is Carly sitting with Michael?

Alexis: I'm assuming Sonny's with her. I got to tell you, my heart goes out to both of them.


Alexis: Okay, okay, okay. Just -- just -- just think for just once. There's so many nice men here who aren't trigger-happy mob guards. What about any of them?

Diane: Okay, here are your choices as I see them. You can get out of my way, or I will grab you by your hairpiece --

Alexis: Bitch.

Diane: Thank you -- and throw you off the boat.

Max: Good evening, Ms. Miller.

Diane: Mr. Giambetti.

Max: You -- you want to play?

Diane: Well, I just might, actually, yes. I hear Mr. Corinthos is no longer on the premises.

Max: Yeah.

Alexis: Oh, for Pete’s sake, I can't watch.

Jerry: Well, then allow me to accompany you on a moonlight stroll around the deck. We can discuss the complexities of my latest currency transfer, and that way my time's billable and we can pretend we're not flirting. Come on.


Jerry: It's been a fairly good night. Let's split it, shall we say, half and half?

Alexis: That's kind of generous of you.

[Chips clatter]

Jerry: Oh, excuse me.

Alexis: You're going to go under the table, the dirty floor, to get a $5 chip?

Jerry: It's 5,000, darling.

They both dive under the table to look for the chip


Diane: Are you sure this is okay?

Max: Yeah, the boss is gone. We can stay here as long as we like, or we could go back to my place.

Max: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, let me get that.

Diane: It's all right.

Diane and Max are kissing when her earring falls off. Max goes under the table to look for it and sees this ...