March 28, 2008 Transcript
"I'm Attracted to You"

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Jerry: Alexis. Oh, I'm so glad that you gathered up the courage to join me for drinks.

Alexis: I'm not joining you for a drink. You're forcing me to represent you. You called this meeting. I'm here. What do you need?

Jerry: Oh, now, that's the question. Oh!

[Inaudible]

Alexis: Stay away from me.

Jerry: Oh, my God. All right, I'll be honest with you. This was all just a ruse, actually.

Alexis: What do you mean?

Jerry: I just wanted to see you.

Alexis: There is no meeting?

Jerry: I am afraid not.

Alexis: You didn't do something shady that Jax needs to bail you out?

Jerry: No, sorry to disappoint.

Alexis: You haven't done anything dreadful?

Jerry: Not today, no.

Alexis: You just wanted to meet me for a drink?

Jerry: Yes, I'll just have another martini, please. And the lady -- you'll have?

Alexis: Oh, nothing for me, thanks. Listen, you. I have told you repeatedly that I don't want any involvement with you, yet you don't listen. You won't leave me alone. You seem to take great joy in manipulating my attraction for --

Jerry: Oh, yes, go on. This is highly enjoyable. Please.

Alexis: [Whispering] Okay, fine. I'm attracted to you. You happy?


Jerry: There you go, darling. Don't you feel -- don't you feel liberated, hmm?

Alexis: This sort of alleged attraction is a simple biological fact.

Jerry: Yes, and a lovely one at that.

Alexis: It has nothing to do with you as a person. Personally, I can't stand you. It's purely physical.

Jerry: Oh, that's good. That's precisely what I have in mind.

Alexis: Could I have that martini now, please?

Jerry: Oh, I make you nervous.

Alexis: You make everyone nervous. You're a homicidal maniac.

Jerry: Does that rule out dinner?

Alexis: No. Yes. Tonight?

Jerry: Yes.

[Cell phone rings]

Jerry: Oh, excuse me, sorry.

[Cell phone rings]

Jerry: Yes?

Ian: [On cell phone] Listen up, Mr. Moreau. I have someone you need to meet.


Ian: Sorry to keep you waiting. I got stuck in rounds. Are you ready to lock in the delivery times?

Claudia: There's a hitch.

Ian: Not what I hoped to hear.

Claudia: Well, we can't ship anything until Sonny Corinthos is dead. And since my brother just agreed to a truce with him, killing Sonny's gonna be up to you.

[Laughter]


Claudia: Sonny's in the way. He needs to be taken care of. Now, if it's traced back to my family in any way, the whole town will explode.

Ian: Why is this my problem?

Claudia: Because Sonny's in your way, too. You're not going to be able to ship anything while he is deliberately slowing everything down. There's supposed to be a truce between our families, but it's just a way for him to rally his forces.

Jerry: Hello. I seem to be interrupting.

Ian: No, not at all. I wanted the two of you to meet. If this deal's going to run efficiently, I want to be clear on all the parties involved.

Jerry: In that case, Jerry Jacks.

Claudia: Claudia Zacchara. Why is he here?

Jerry: Ms. Zacchara clearly doesn't like surprises. Neither do I.

Ian: Jerry and I are collaborating on that shipment we discussed.

Claudia: He's your partner?

Jerry: Oh, you didn't tell her? That wasn't very sporting of you.

Claudia: And I don't work with strangers.

Jerry: Wise policy indeed.

Ian: Jerry will prove himself, don't you worry. Because if Sonny Corinthos is to die, Jerry is the perfect man to kill him.


Claudia: You understand this can't be traced back to my family in any way. It would trigger a mob war.

Jerry: Yes, things do seem a little tense.

Claudia: Sonny is unstable. He's unpredictable. I can't work with him. No one should have to. The guy is completely out of his mind.

Jerry: Why do I think there's more to this, hmm?

Claudia: Sonny kidnapped my brother. Locked him in padded room, beat him, starved him for days. He's gonna pay with more than his business. He's gonna pay with his life.

Jerry: I see.

Claudia: Once he's out of the way, we'll make a deal with Jason Morgan that'll benefit all of us. But Sonny -- Sonny's gotta go as soon as possible.

Ian: I assume he has tight security.

Claudia: No, he's careless. He shows up in all kinds of random places with no guards at all.

Jerry: Well, that sounds interesting.

Claudia: So, I'll let you know when Sonny's available, and you'll take care of the rest?


Jerry: Let me make one thing clear. Never, ever make plans on my behalf without my prior knowledge.

Ian: My apologies for springing the whole Corinthos thing on you without any warning, but it was news to me, too.

Jerry: Yes, Ms. Zacchara appears to be a woman scorned, doesn't she?

Ian: That's beside the point. Claudia needs to be liable as well. It levels the field.

Jerry: Yes, assuming that you think that I'll go out and kill Sonny Corinthos. I'll do nothing of the sort.

Ian: You couldn't possibly be developing a conscience?

Jerry: Well, you see Sonny has survived many assassination attempts, and if he survived this one, I could be involved. And you see, Sonny is the father of my brother's stepchildren. Jax would never forgive me, and it could implicate him.

Ian: So you make sure Corinthos doesn't survive.

Jerry: I won't take the risk. Nothing is worth losing a brother, but if you want Sonny dead, why don't you just pull the trigger yourself, hmm?