March 20, 2008 Transcript
"Out of All the Men in Port Charles, I had to
Zero in on the Most Dangerous One"

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[Knock on door]

Alexis: Hey. I hope you're here to tell me that your department has found a suspect in the cannery explosion case.

Lucky: I'm working on Sam’s hit-and-run again.

Alexis: Good. I thought it was a shame when you took yourself off the case, I'm glad you had a change of heart.

Lucky: Well, she has a long recovery ahead of her, and I just want to help in any way I can.

Alexis: Well, I'm telling you that I can use the help because I am bogged down with this -- with this case, and I'm hoping to God that they find proof that these explosives were not set by Sonny or the Zaccharas.

Lucky: I get why you want to help Sonny, but why do you want to protect the Zaccharas?

Alexis: Because if they decide to start a mob war, it'll be against Sonny, which, in turn, will put Kristina in danger again. Not that I'm not the happiest mother in the world to have given birth to this beautiful child, but what the hell was I thinking having sex with her father? Out of all the men in Port Charles, I had to zero in on the most dangerous one.

[Alexis sighs]


Diane: Knock, knock?

Alexis: Hey. All right, Commissioner, thank you, I'll wait for the files. Well, hi -- oh, shoes.

[Diane giggles]

Diane: Oh, necklace!

Alexis: Oh, this? Yeah, I got this in an outlet store on the way to Philadelphia. You want to go?

Diane: Any time -- we can stop for drinks afterwards. Hmm.

Alexis: You're not going to take me to a place where the firemen hang out again, are you?

Diane: You love the place where the firemen hang out, because firemen are strong and brave --

Alexis: And good with their hoses.

Diane: I'm going to forget you said that. All I know is that at some point I have to get lucky.

Alexis: When are your clients coming in for questioning?

Diane: No dice.

Alexis: They're material witnesses.

Diane: Jason Morgan was out of town, and Sonny Corinthos was a victim of the blast. Is that suit Paola Jackson?

Alexis: It's Maha Chang. Do you know that tensions are escalating between Sonny and the Zaccharas?

Diane: Your current investigation has nothing to do with my clients.

Alexis: I'm not going to stand here while a mob war breaks out; I have to uphold the law. Where did you get your earrings?

Diane: Online.

Alexis: Cheap.

Diane: But good.

Alexis: Hmm.

Diane: And it doesn't uphold or support any laws when you violate my clients' rights.

Alexis: They're material witnesses.

Diane: Simple due process.

Alexis: They're people of interest.

Diane: Then get a warrant. Shopping -- tomorrow, 3:00, I'll pick you up.

Alexis: I'll drive.

Diane: I'll drive.

Alexis: I'll drive. Ha! Whoo-hoo!

Diane: Ahem.