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[Knock on door]

Alexis: Hey!

Diane: Hi.

Alexis: Hi!

[Alexis chuckles]

Alexis: What are you doing here?

Diane: Prego -- the working woman's friend.

Alexis: It's heart smart, okay?

Diane: So is what's in here.

Alexis: I'm sure it is.

[Diane chuckles]

Alexis: All right, so what's going on here? Why are you here?

Diane: Well, I have decided that you need to relax and take your mind off of Sam.

Alexis: I don't think that's going to happen.

Diane: Okay. Well, what if I tell you that I am taking on the case of Joe Smith, bomb-wielding mechanic, versus General Hospital?

Alexis: I am going to say to you that I don't want to talk about this right now.

[Diane chuckles]

Diane: Yeah.

Alexis: I don’t.

Diane: And when I am done, not only will Joe Smith be a free man, but General Hospital is going to have to pay him so much that he will be able to buy his garage back and build his own maternity ward to watch his child being born. First step -- the filing for his bail hearing.

Alexis: You know you don't stand a chance.

[Diane giggles]

[Alexis snickers]

Diane: Nuts with your Prego?

Alexis: This man is in prison and that's exactly where he's going to stay.

Diane: That man is going to go free.

Alexis: He's dangerous.

Diane: There are far more dangerous men roaming the streets.

Alexis: Uh, uh! Where do you think you're going?

Kristina: Ariel!

Alexis: Did you leave her out on the porch again?

Diane: Oh, the poor princess is going to be a frozen fish stick! Sounds like she needs rescuing.

Alexis: No, no, no -- you stay right here. You just got over a cold. I’ll go check.

Diane: Found her!

Alexis: Oh.

Diane: She was behind the couch doing the backstroke. There you go, sweetie.

Kristina: Thank you.

[Diane giggles]

Diane: What's the matter?

Alexis: I'm not sure.

Alexis: I'm not really clear on what the purpose of this is.

Diane: Well, then you need another drink. Now, sit down, we've only got 10 seconds. Here.

Alexis: No, I'm -- you're not taking a picture of me.

Diane: Yes, I am, yes, I am. This is for some old friends.

Alexis: What friends?

Diane: Cheese. Cheese.

[Diane laughs]

Diane: Look what I got this morning.

Alexis: It's Big Dave.

Diane: And Gunner -- the origins of our redneck couture.

Alexis: Which one are you dating?

Diane: I'm not dating either of them. I simply left my card in the bar -- because you never know where your next controversial case is going to come from. I mean, I can't keep baby-sitting Sonny all the time. They sent a photograph; they wanted a photograph in return. So I thought we'd wear the jackets, have a little fun -- you know, what the hell.

Alexis: There's someone out there.

Diane: Where?

Alexis: There, near the lake.

Diane: You got a back door to this place?

Alexis: It's locked.

Diane: Well, fine, you can lock it again behind me.

Alexis: What are you going to do?

Diane: These jackets aren't the only souvenir that we took out of the bar that night. You make sure the girls stay in their room.

Alexis: Are you insane? Do you even have a license for that?

Diane: Nitpick about that if I don't have to use it.

Kristina: Mommy?

Alexis: Honey -- honey, get back in the room right now. Go -- go with Molly.

[Thud]

Diane: You make one move, and you'll be holding your guts with both hands!

Alexis: Good God, what are you doing? You just coldcocked the mayor!

[Mayor Floyd groans]

Diane: The mayor?

Alexis: Garrett --

Diane: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Alexis: Are you okay?

Diane: I'm very sorry; I didn't realize that it was you.

[Mayor Floyd groans]

Diane: He didn't look like the mayor.

Alexis: Well, it looks just like him. All right, are -- just -- you know, can I get you anything?

Mayor Floyd: Uh -- uh --

Alexis: Just go in and sit down.

Mayor Floyd: When I got your message, I thought I'd come out here by myself. Uh -- what goes on here at the lake?

Diane: Why don't you just -- just sit down, let's get you a drink -- or at least some ice for your head.

Alexis: Take two. Here you go. Honey? Everything's fine, it's the mayor. You remember the mayor, don't you?

Mayor Floyd: Hi, sweetheart.

Diane: All right, now, let me take a look at what I did to you. Well, I didn't open you up.

[Kristina screams]