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January
15, 2008 Transcript
"You'll
Still be our Favorite Ass to Kick"
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Alexis:
We could always send them back with a thank-you note.
Diane:
I was thinking more of a ritual burning.
Alexis:
Nobody said that we couldn't keep them.
Diane:
You really want to relive that night?
Alexis:
I kind of see them as a badge of honor.
Diane:
Given that neither of us made it to the "Litigator of the Year
Award" ceremony --
Alexis:
And that we lost to a blood-sucking Beverly Hills attorney, of all
people.
Diane:
In a cheap knockoff.
Alexis:
Wasn't even this years. Hi there. Come on in.
Ric:
This scares me on some level.
Diane:
I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is now both of us having
to face Kate Howard and explain how we ruined not one but both of
the dresses she loaned us.
Alexis:
We'll do it together. There's power in numbers.
Diane:
Do you want to do it before or after the insurance hearing on the
damage and subsequent theft of the rental car?
[Alexis
laughs]
Alexis:
Yeah, well, don't forget about the fact that we're going to be sued
by the airlines and that awful flight attendant.
Diane:
Bitch with wings.
Alexis:
You got it.
Ric:
Did you two bond or something after biker bar night?
Diane:
We found a form of kinship, yes. I think it really kicked in on
the bus ride home.
Alexis:
That was nice, wasn't it?
Diane:
It was cold, but nice.
Alexis:
Not that we're still not going to go head to head in court.
Diane:
Absolutely. Where's the fun without the friction?
Alexis:
Exactly. But you'll still be our favorite
ass to kick.
Diane:
Okay. I know a terrific dry cleaner who I think can even get this
stain of -- God only knows what this stain is -- out of the camo.
Alexis:
Good luck.
Diane:
And we will go from there.
Alexis:
All righty. So you'll call me, then, huh?
Diane:
You call me.
Alexis:
Oh!
Diane:
I'll call you.
[Alexis
laughs]
Alexis:
Okay. So I made a friend. Why the long face?
Ric:
Well, it's nothing.
Alexis:
Yes, it is. You have been subdued and enigmatic since I got back.
What's going on?
Ric:
No, I just -- I want to -- I want to -- I want to say goodbye to
Kristina and Molly.
Alexis:
Where are you going?
Ric:
I, um -- I need to get away.
Alexis:
What have you done to Sonny?
Ric:
Ha. That's funny. That should be your first reaction. I guess it
would be my reaction, too. It's been my life here. Pretty much everywhere.
Well, some kids were born with a birthmark, I was born into hatred
by my father.
Alexis:
Because of Sonny.
Ric:
Yeah. I was punished for Sonny my entire life. Hell, I couldn't
do anything but hate him. Everything that I did was -- was about
that hatred, and now, I finally realize that it's punishing me.
So I need something new, I just don't know what.
Alexis:
So if you want to run off with Skye for a couple of weeks, then
you should --
Ric:
No, Skyes gone. Skye left town.
Alexis:
Why?
Ric:
I don't know. I think she was done. She just needed one more --
one more push to send her packing, and I guess that was me.
Alexis:
I see.
Ric:
You know, we had started to -- started to find things that we had
in common. You know, dangerous things. Self-destructive things.
You know, things that I guess would cause me to act in a way that
I'd have to be running from Sonny. Only problem is, you can't run
from something like this. I'm kind of tired of running, you know?
I just need to kind of wander off and -- and think about -- maybe
even deal with this obsession for my brother before it destroys
me completely.
Alexis:
Look, you and I haven't been very close lately but I certainly know
how you operate, and there's something missing here. There's --
there's a catalyst missing. I don't know exactly what's going on
with you and Skye, but you have not been together long enough for
that to have this kind of effect on your mood.
Ric:
Look, Skye made a very profound exit. She left me with a bit of
a challenge -- a chance to change my life or torpedo it to hell
once and for all.
Alexis:
How'd she do that?
Ric:
She left me Lorenzo Alcazar's waterfront property. I know, I know.
Huh. It's like giving aroub child a bomb to play with. Isn't it?
Ric:
My father wanted this property -- the piers, the warehouses, shipping
lanes, all of it. So did Sonny, so did Luke, and so did Jerry. Probably
should keep this to myself seeing as how I haven't signed my name
to the transfer of the property. I don't know. I don't know -- I'm
resisting temptation. For what, I don't know.
Alexis:
Are you going to be okay?
Ric:
I don't know. That's a big question, isn't it? Hmm, guess you're
going to have to tune in tomorrow to find out what Ric Lansing does
with his bomb.
Alexis:
Is that why you're going away?
Ric:
Well, I need a change. I don't know where I'm going or -- or what
I'm going to do. But I had put in for a leave at work, and penciled
your name in as temporary D.A.
Alexis:
You're giving me my job back?
Ric:
You're just going to have to tell them whether you want it or not.
Alexis:
Oh.
Ric:
And I'm kind of hoping that you're going to save my place for me.
Scott Baldwins already looking to scratch my name off the
door. You know what? I'm -- I'm going to check in on the girls and
-- look, you got my phone number, right, if you need to contact
me about them?
Alexis:
Okay.
Ric:
But I don't want to talk about business, either, you know? I don't
particularly care what happens in this town and -- who knows? I
might not even want to be the D.A. when I come back.
Alexis:
Yeah, well, we'll cross that bridge when you go.
Ric:
That's the big question, isn't it? It's one I haven't asked myself
in a lot of years. "What does Ric want to be when he grows
up?"
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