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July
11, 2007 Transcript Alexis:
Hey. Carly:
You just couldn't resist, could you? Alexis:
Excuse me? Carly:
I don't appreciate you going to Sonny and telling him I took a boat
ride with Jerry and the boys. Alexis:
That's not what happened. Excuse me. Carly:
Just -- you can't stand it. Admit it -- you have a thing for Jerry,
and as absurd as it is, you're jealous. Carly:
Yeah, see, you meet this guy named James Brosnan at Wyndemere and
he's sophisticated, he's charming, and you're a sucker for an accent,
and you got all hot and bothered. Alexis:
What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you keep saying that to
me? I barely even know this man. He picked me up when I fell down
in the woods. Carly:
Oh, he's the knight-in-shining-armor type. Must've been irresistible,
huh? Alexis:
I didn't know his identity. Carly:
But when you found out his identity, when you found out that he
was the man who held us all here hostage, did you think he was just
having a bad day? Alexis:
As usual, you're lost in Carly's world again. If you think he's
such a psycho whack job, why is it that you took both of your sons
out on the boat with him? Carly:
Because I was trying to soften him up so he will tell me where Jax
is, and you, like some jealous schoolgirl, you went straight to
Sonny and told him. Alexis:
I can't believe that I'm stooping this low to explain this to you,
but I was showing him some pictures of Kristina, and Michael and
Morgan just happened to be in the picture with him, he wanted to
know why they were at the park with -- Carly:
Stop, stop -- stop, stop making this so complicated. My God, if
you want, just ask Jerry. Really, I mean, just ask Jerry. Jerry:
Ask what? Carly:
Alexis would like to go out with you. Jerry:
Oh. Alexis:
You'll have to forgive Carly. She doesn't know what she's talking
about. Carly:
Oh, you are about as subtle as a billboard. Alexis:
I'm sure Jerry isn't interested in any of your paranoid delusions.
Jerry:
Oh, on the contrary. I'm quite entertained. Carly:
Oh, see, you were turned on by the mysterious Mr. Brosnan, and when
you found out who he really was, you thought, "wow, he must
be a tortured soul who needs the right woman." Alexis:
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Carly:
Because you know I'm right. Alexis:
You'll have to excuse Carly. She dwells in an alternate reality.
Jerry:
Oh, you see, my sister-in-law is a woman of very strong opinion.
Alexis:
Which are figments of her wildly overactive imagination. What is
your point? Carly:
My point is I don't want to talk to Jerry, but you do, so talk.
Better yet, you know what you should do? You should ask her out
for dinner. Alexis:
Stop embarrassing yourself. Just stop it. Stop it. No offense, but
I have no interest in going out with you whatsoever. Alexis:
You wanted to see me? Ric:
I'm bringing in a client of yours for questioning. Alexis:
Him? That's the client? Ric:
Yes. Jerry:
It's a pleasure to see you again, Ms. Davis. I apologize for the
misunderstanding at the hotel earlier. Ric:
Misunderstanding? Alexis:
Nothing. Nothing. No harm done. Maybe we should just move on and
put it behind us. Jerry:
I wouldn't want to. Alexis:
I would, really. Jerry:
No, no, no, no, no, I was rude, but it was unintentional, and I'd
be delighted to take you out to dinner, really. Ric:
You can't seriously be thinking about dating the Metro Court hostage
taker. Jerry:
No, actually, it's been clearly established that I'm not James Craig.
Ric:
No, what's been clearly established is you found a way to rig the
D.N.A. test. Alexis:
You are assuming guilt without evidence, which is highly inappropriate
for a district attorney. Ric:
And you are assuming innocence of a client that you knew to be guilty,
which is equally inappropriate. Alexis:
It is also inappropriate to be having this conversation in front
of the client, so if you wouldn't mind waiting outside, we'd appreciate
it. Jerry:
Of course. My attorney knows best. Oh, and tell me when you're free
for dinner, please. Ric:
How in God's name can you get involved
with a psycho like that? Alexis:
I married you, didn't I? Alexis:
Given your history, you are in no position to criticize anyone's
mental health. Ric:
You're going to compare me with a man who shot Robin Scorpio and
caused Alan Quartermaine to die? Alexis:
Once again, there is no evidence that Jerry Jacks and Mr. Craig
are one and the same. Ric:
Alexis, we're not in the courtroom, ok? We can speak truthfully
here. Alexis:
At least Jerry loves his brother. And your unresolved hatred of
yours -- Ric:
Oh, come -- Alexis:
Is virtually the reason for every unethical, amoral thing that you
have ever done. Ric:
You were fully aware of my issues when you married me. Alexis:
And those are my issues. Ric:
Ok. You tolerated me long enough to have a child, didn't you? Alexis:
A child that you took from me in an acrimonious court battle. Ric:
Alexis, you had just gotten through a serious bout with cancer.
I was starting to believe that you could spend a little bit more
time with molly, and now this? This isn't going to do. Alexis:
Oh, no, you don't. You are going to call me an unfit mother now
because I'm working again? Ric:
No, it has nothing to do with the fact that you're working. It has
to do with this specific client. How can you get involved with truly
dangerous men -- Alexis:
Hypocrite. Ric:
Like Jerry Jacks? Alexis:
Hypocrite! Ric:
Like Sonny? Oh, don't -- don't go out with him just to spite me,
though, Alexis, ok? Carly:
I put up with you holding me hostage. I protected you because you're
Jax's brother. I lied for you, even when you sent my husband God
knows where to go looking for you. I'm done! I am so over it! Jerry:
I'm turning it off! Carly:
I'm warning you, don't touch the spigot! Jerry:
Oh, come on, this is absurd. What the hell did you do that for?
Carly:
I am so sick of you telling me what to do! Jerry:
Stop that -- Carly:
No. No. Jerry:
Give me that thing. Carly:
Get off of me. Jerry:
Give me that bloody -- give me that -- Carly:
Get off of me! [Carly
sprays Alexis with a garden hose] Alexis: Carly, I'm going to kill you!
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