May 15, 2007 Transcript
"You Never Consummated the Marriage?"

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Jerry: Do you always choose the most remote locations for a potential collapse?

Alexis: Do you always sneak up on people when they're not expecting you? It's ok, I don't need a rescue tonight. Honestly, I'm feeling much better than I have in weeks.


Jerry: Oh, is that so?

Alexis: Yes, it is. In fact, I thought I'd just take a nice walk and have a little quiet time in the park.

Jerry: Oh, well, you don't seem to be enjoying the experience, that's for sure.

Alexis: If you really want to know, I schedule 15 minutes a day to cry and feel sorry for myself. I thought maybe I'd be doing that in private, but obviously I was wrong.

Jerry: Are you going to be all right?

Alexis: Yes.

Jerry: "Yes" what? Are you intentionally vague?

Alexis: I barely know you. But if you'd like me to be specific about all the reasons that I have to cry, I -- I can give that to you. Would you like me to start from birth and move forward? Or I can just start from what happened a few weeks ago when my best friend, Jax, married a woman who I know is going to break his heart.



Jerry: You know what? I suppose it's normal to be upset when your ex-husband remarries, you know?

Alexis: He isn't my most recent ex-husband, and -- and Jax has been married and divorced twice. I think Carly is his third time.

Jerry: Well, perhaps he likes the idea of being married more than the state itself.

Alexis: No, you don't know Jax at all. No, he's the type of guy that -- that would find one special girl and want to grow old with that person, but he's just made a lot of bad romantic choices and it's just one of those things. I mean, Carly is his -- his worst choice, I might add.

Jerry: Why did he marry her?

Alexis: Because he's an optimist, a cornball, cause he believes that love conquers all, and I should've done something. I mean, I tried to stop him, but I -- I should never have divorced him.

Jerry: So why did you?

Alexis: Well, because we were both in love with other people. It's a long story. It's just if I hadn't divorced him, then he wouldn't still be married right now to this viper. I just should've slept with the man when I had the chance.

Jerry: Wait a minute, you -- you never consummated the marriage?


Alexis: No. Probably a pretty good reason to be upset, isn't it?

Jerry: No, I think it's because Carly has him, and I think that you're jealous.