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May
15, 2007 Transcript
"You
Never Consummated the Marriage?"
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Jerry:
Do you always choose the most remote locations for a potential collapse?
Alexis:
Do you always sneak up on people when they're not expecting you?
It's ok, I don't need a rescue tonight. Honestly, I'm feeling much
better than I have in weeks.

Jerry:
Oh, is that so?
Alexis:
Yes, it is. In fact, I thought I'd just take a nice walk and have
a little quiet time in the park.
Jerry:
Oh, well, you don't seem to be enjoying the experience, that's for
sure.
Alexis:
If you really want to know, I schedule 15 minutes a day to cry and
feel sorry for myself. I thought maybe I'd be doing that in private,
but obviously I was wrong.
Jerry:
Are you going to be all right?
Alexis:
Yes.
Jerry:
"Yes" what? Are you intentionally vague?
Alexis:
I barely know you. But if you'd like me to be specific about all
the reasons that I have to cry, I -- I can give that to you. Would
you like me to start from birth and move forward? Or I can just
start from what happened a few weeks ago when my best friend, Jax,
married a woman who I know is going to break his heart.


Jerry:
You know what? I suppose it's normal to be upset when your ex-husband
remarries, you know?
Alexis:
He isn't my most recent ex-husband, and -- and Jax has been married
and divorced twice. I think Carly is his third time.
Jerry:
Well, perhaps he likes the idea of being married more than the state
itself.
Alexis:
No, you don't know Jax at all. No, he's the type of guy that --
that would find one special girl and want to grow old with that
person, but he's just made a lot of bad romantic choices and it's
just one of those things. I mean, Carly is his -- his worst choice,
I might add.
Jerry:
Why did he marry her?
Alexis:
Because he's an optimist, a cornball, cause he believes that love
conquers all, and I should've done something. I mean, I tried to
stop him, but I -- I should never have divorced him.
Jerry:
So why did you?
Alexis:
Well, because we were both in love with other people. It's a long
story. It's just if I hadn't divorced him, then he wouldn't still
be married right now to this viper. I just should've slept with
the man when I had the chance.
Jerry:
Wait a minute, you -- you never consummated
the marriage?

Alexis:
No. Probably a pretty good reason to be upset, isn't it?
Jerry:
No, I think it's because Carly has him, and I think that you're
jealous.

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