January 4, 2007 Transcript
"You Need More Weed, Don't You?"

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Sonny: I shouldn't have turned a blind eye to Alcazar's shipments. Now he knows my trucking route, right, and he wants more.

Bernie: Right, but you didn't want to start a war while Alexis was recuperating.

Sonny: No, I didn't want to start a war, but you know what? Now he thinks he can take whatever he can, whenever he wants.

Bernie: Oh --

Sonny: We need to just --

Bernie: I'm listening.

Sonny: We need to back him off. You understand what I'm saying?

Bernie: I understand what you're saying. I'm saying that our men are in place, ready to help Jason raid Alcazar's shipment any time.

Sonny: Good. Good.

Bernie: All we need is your word, that's all.

Alexis: Hi.

Bernie: We need --

Alexis: Can I speak with you just for a moment?

Bernie: Uh -- speak of the -- the mother of your child.

Alexis: Hi, Benny.

Bernie: Bernie. Uh -- it's ok. I'll get another cup of java.

Alexis: Thanks.

Bernie: Sure.

Alexis: Uh --

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Alexis: Oh -- here we go. Kristina is going to visit the firehouse with her class and she needs your signature on the parental slip.

Sonny: Ok, Alexis, you barged past Max and Milo for the -- the trip's not till the 29th.

Alexis: I know that, and -- but that is due in a week.

Sonny: It takes one parent's signature.

Alexis: Oh. Yeah. Oh -- um --

Sonny: Yeah.

Alexis: I didn't see that.

Sonny: Alexis? Why are you really here?

Alexis: I thought that since you're already a criminal, and I really don't want to get anyone else involved --

Sonny: Hmm.

Alexis: I was thinking that maybe you could -- forget it.

Sonny: No, no, no, no, I know, I know, I know. You need more weed, don't you?

Alexis: No. I am not here for weed. Technically, I'm still the D.A., for God's sake.

Sonny: Would you prosecute somebody for using marijuana to deal with chemotherapy?

Alexis: Never, but that's beside the point.

Sonny: So you think it's best that they suffer?

Alexis: I think chemo is what it is, and I knew that going into it.

Sonny: What about Kristina? I mean, she seemed like she's speaking a little more at Christmas, and maybe she's seen you smile and she wants her mommy back.

Alexis: I think that she gets upset when she sees me that sick.

Sonny: Mm-hmm. Then you know what you got to do.

Alexis: Do I?

Sonny: Yeah.

Alexis: I don't know that I do, really --

Sonny: Hmm.

Alexis: Because -- you know, marijuana is addictive. So, what if I become dependent?

Sonny: Relax. I'm not saying that you're going to succumb to reefer madness or any of that.

Alexis: Ok, well, just the sound of that is -- is disturbing to me. You can't tell anyone -- do you hear me? -- No one that I smoked pot. And don't tell Ric.

Sonny: I'm not going to tell Ric. I'm not going to tell anybody.

Alexis: You know what? Now that I've thought about it, I'm not going to do it anymore.


Spinelli: Uh -- look, whatever you need, Godfather, I mean, you -- you can count on me. I'm -- my cyber services are -- are at your command.

Sonny: Sit down. Sit down. Jason says you're reliable -- at least, when it comes to computers.

Spinelli: Yeah. Well, Stone Cold knows I'm a cyber god.

Sonny: Ok, I trust Jason. He's got excellent judgment -- most of the time. But all I've heard about you is that you're trouble.

Spinelli: No -- did -- did I not prove the Goddess was innocent?

Sonny: Did I not tell you to sit down?

Spinelli: Did I not prove the Goddess was innocent? And -- and I -- I totally updated all of Stone Cold's computers until the Berneficent one just --

Sonny: Ok, I don't know anything about Stone Cold or Goddess or whatever that last thing you said. I -- and I don't have time to figure out what you're babbling about.

Spinelli: Understood, Pacino-esque one. From now on --

Sonny: And if you call me Pacino-esque again --

Spinelli: I won’t.

Sonny: I -- I'm going to take care of you, buddy.

Spinelli: I won't, Godfather -- oh -- uh -- Sonny. Mr. Corinthos? Sir?

Sonny: Ok, Alcazar -- I don't know -- he's stupid enough to use you, and I tell you what -- since he was, I'm going to use his stupidity to my advantage. Here's what I need from you.

Ric: Well, well. What have we here?

Sonny: Go. Go. Go.

Ric: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I take it my brother is employing you to do something of questionable legality?

Spinelli: I don't know what you're talking about. I was just shooting the breeze here with the Pacino-esque -- uh -- with -- ahem -- Mr. Corinthos, Sir.

Ric: Yeah, sure you were.

Sonny: Spinelli's going to update the warehouse computers.

Spinelli: Yeah, complete overhaul. It's going to be like a supercharged system. Mr. Corinthos, Sir, will be able to count every coffee bean he owns.

Ric: Oh. Well, you set up Alcazar's computer system, too, right? Now, if I were a betting man, I'd say that Sonny maybe ordered you to back up all of his data files in case he and Jason decide to start an all-out war. Am I getting warm here?

Sonny: Why are you here? You -- are you going to harass me, or are you sending a message from your new pal, Lorenzo Alcazar?

Ric: No, a custody hearing date has been set for Molly. You're still being called as a witness for me, so you might want to get a lawyer together. You're being deposed.

Sonny: I'll be there.

Ric: I would advise you to be very careful about what you say.

Sonny: Well, simple -- I'm just going to tell the truth.

Ric: Oh, that would be novel.

Sonny: You want to call me as a witness so I can talk about your behavior and all the incredible things that you've done? Hey, I'll do it, and let the chips fall where they may.

Ric: Ok, Sonny, you lead a dangerous life, your house is not safe for children. That, combined with Alexis' inability to take care of her children because of her debilitating illness -- those are the facts that are going to speak for themselves.

Sonny: And you are big on facts, aren't you?

Ric: Hey, listen, you want to slant your testimony to help Alexis out? I think you might be able to help her case by, first off, not committing any crimes between now and the hearing date -- that would include first-degree murder.

Spinelli: Ooh. Not only is that dude harsh and unkind, he gives me the crawlies.

Sonny: You're smarter than you look.