March 21, 2006 Transcript
"I Cannot, Nor Will I, Allow Carly to be Kristina's Legal Guardian, Period"

Alexis: I got hung up. I apologize profusely. Don't ask.

Ric: Ok.

Alexis: Ok, ask.

Ric: You don't look very happy.

Alexis: Carly is sleeping with Jax.

Ric: No.

Alexis: Yes. And not only that, she maneuvered him into making him appoint her little john's legal guardian. Say something.

Ric: Uh -- well, I don't know Jax very well, but he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that you can get to do anything that he doesn't want to.

Alexis: That's not even the bad part. The bad part is Carly then informed me that Sonny appointed her Kristina's legal guardian in the unlikely event of his death.

Ric: But, Alexis, remember, he told you that back in November during the whole train --

Alexis: I know, I know, I heard it. And that's when I said to him it's not ok, and I just assumed that he heard me when I said that she cannot, under any circumstances, be Kristina's legal guardian.

Ric: Sweetheart --

Alexis: What?

Ric: The chances of all three of us dying at the same time are a million to one.

Alexis: You think? Really? Let's review, shall we? Train wrecks, fires, epidemics, random shootings -- trust me, it's just a matter of time. I cannot, nor will I, allow Carly to be Kristina's legal guardian, period. What?

Ric: I don't think this has anything to do with Jax or Carly.

Alexis: Share your wisdom, counselor. What does it have to do with?

Ric: I think you're still processing what happened with your first daughter.

Sonny: A lot of people are going to be hurt if this gets out.

Emily: I understand.

Sonny: "She understands." Alexis is Sam's mother. I slept with a mother and a daughter, and I fathered children with both of them.

Emily: I can't believe it. Sam and Alexis?

Sonny: No one knows except Sam and jason, now you and me.

Emily: Could there be a mistake?

Sonny: I wish. Sam doesn't want to take it any further, she doesn't want to tell Alexis, neither can we.

Emily: Of course. It's her decision.

Sonny: Emily, do you understand what I did? I slept with a mother and a daughter, fathered children with both. Do you understand what that means?

Emily: Did you know that Alexis and Sam were mother and daughter?

Sonny: No, I didn't know.

Emily: All right --

Sonny: But that doesn't mean -- that doesn't excuse it.

Emily: Did you sleep with them in the Same room at the Same time?

Sonny: No, I didn't. No.

Emily: How about in the Same year?

Sonny: Of course not! But --

Emily: Ok, I'll grant you it's a little creepy, Sonny, mostly because it's such a shock. But what's more disturbing to me is how hard you are on yourself.

Sonny: Alexis was my lawyer. We were friends. We -- a one-night stand destroyed the relationship. Sam I cared about, but basically it was just to get back at Carly. So I used them both. The worst part is I got them both pregnant. If you want to leave right now, you can. I wouldn't blame you one second.

Ric: Sonny and my relationship has improved over these past few months, especially after the outbreak. Maybe I can go to him and he'll listen to reason if I ask him to appoint me as Kristina's legal guardian.

Alexis: I love you, you know that, very much, and I appreciate you helping me -- even though I'm not sure you're doing it to help me, but maybe to get closer to your brother.