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July
2, 2004 Transcript In the elevator at the courthouse Alexis: Do you have any idea how much I loathe you? Ric: Well, then why have you trapped us both in this elevator? [Alarm bell rings] Alexis: Go. Go. You push the button, the elevator should go. Ric: You're jamming -- you're jamming the board. Alexis: Go! Ric: You're jam-- can I get -- can I get in there? Alexis: Sure, fine, Mr. Fix-it. Ric: If it's all right. Alexis: Let's see what you can do. Watch out. Ric: What are you doing? Wait, wait, that's my briefcase! Wait! Oh -- [Alarm stops] Ric: Thank you, Alexis. Alexis: At least the alarm has stopped. Ric: Yeah. Well, we got that much going for us, but for all you know, you may have shorted the whole thing out. You may very well have trapped us in here. Ric: You know, you'll do anything to be alone with me, won't you? Alexis: I know there's an intercom in here somewhere. Ric: Yeah, well, there was one -- Alexis: Ok. Ric: Before you smashed it and had your little temper tantrum. Alexis: There we go, it's working. Hello, this is Alexis Davis. I seem to be trapped in an elevator. Ric: Alexis, nobody can hear you. Alexis: You don't know that. Ric: Yes, I do. Alexis: You don't know everything. I am trapped in the elevator with the district attorney -- Ric: Alexis, the speaker doesn't work. Alexis: Who seems to be having a panic attack right now? Ric: No, no, I'm fine, thank you very much! Alexis: Please send help immediately. Ric: You know, you're wasting your breath. Alexis: It's my breath to waste. Ric: Look at you -- you destroyed all of my confidential material. Alexis: Like confidentiality means anything to you at all. Ric: Why couldn't you throw your own briefcase? Alexis: Why didn't you take another elevator? Ric: Excuse me, these are my papers! [Alexis gasps] Alexis: Oh -- I knew it! You are obsessive-compulsive. Ric: Oh, give -- no. Actually, no, I'm not the one who's obsessive-compulsive, that's my brother. You wouldn't have noticed that part of him because you were too busy rolling around in bed with him. Alexis: All right, well, that's crass even for you. Ric: Yeah, you know what, it is. But it is a fair statement. Alexis: Fine. Are you upset because your papers are all messy on the floor? I'll clean them up. You watch me get down on my knees; put your papers away one by one because I can see how upsetting it is for you. I can take responsibility for my own actions. See? Ric: You want to call your therapist? Alexis: I don't need a therapist. I'm fine. You're the one who's breaking into a sweat because you're papers are all out of order on the floor. My only problem is that I have a pediatrician appointment -- Ric: Your only problem? Alexis: That's right -- that took me three months to make, but that's ok. Ric: Oh. Alexis: I can handle that because that's life and I can ride with the tide, I can go with the flow, I can clean up my little corner of my own little life. Ric: Completely out of your mind, that's all. Alexis: Stop talking right now! Don't speak! Don't say another word because I am putting order in your briefcase and order in my life! Ric: Ok. (He spies the paternity papers on the floor. He grabs Alexis and kisses her to distract her) Alexis: What is wrong with you? Are you out of your mind? Ric: I just thought it was the easiest way to get you to shut up. Alexis: You expect me to believe that? Ric: Well, I can see it didn't work. Alexis: Don't you ever, ever do that again. Do you hear me? Ric: Ok, I'm just trying to get my papers, that's all. Alexis: Just hurry up, all right? Good Lord. Ric: Why, do I make you nervous? Alexis: You do not. Ric: I thought a man at your feet -- you'd love that. Alexis: I don’t. Ric: You have nice legs, though, even for a lawyer. (Alexis almost stomps down on his hand -- he moves it just in time) Whoa! Alexis: You touch my legs, and I will kick you in the teeth. Ric: You know what? Do you ever think that maybe -- maybe you just protest just the tiniest bit too much? Alexis: No. Ric: No? (He gets up off the floor) Alexis: I don't think that. Ric: (keeps getting closer) Really? Alexis: Really. Ric: How about if I just maybe touch your hair or maybe your face? Alexis: You think that you are so irresistible, don't you? Ric: No, not at all. Suddenly, the elevator starts moving again and Alexis and Ric are thrown together. Just then, the elevator doors open to a bunch of reporters. Ric: Look, "No comment" means "No comment." Reporter: Are you and Ms. Davis having an affair? Alexis: God, no! And you can quote me. Reporter: Were you sleeping together during the Skye Quartermaine trial? Ric: Look, you obviously have more important things to report other than Ms. Davis' sex life, such as it is. Alexis: For the record, I find District Attorney Lansing’s comments unprofessional and inappropriate. Ric: You know what? You're right. I apologize. My esteemed colleague and I were unfortunately trapped in an elevator and we just made the best of the situation. After all, one of us is irresistible. Reporter: Which one? Ric: Well, I'll let you figure that out. Alexis, Kristina, and Ric are at GH Alexis: Come on, sweetie. Good girl. Oh, look who's here. What are you doing here? Ric: You know, the next time we get locked in an elevator together, do me a favor -- destroy your own briefcase. Hi, Kristina. Can you help me with this? Alexis: Can you say hi to the corrupt district attorney? Ric: Very funny. Alexis: Uh-huh. Ric: The new docket was just posted. Alexis: What's the matter, you can't hire a messenger? Ric: I just don't think there's going to be that much court time on Skye’s appeal. Alexis: Uh-huh. Well, that's because I haven't filed anything yet. Ric: You're not really going to file it, are you? Alexis: Does this really come as a surprise to you? Ric: Well, no, not really, but can't you admit defeat? Alexis: My client is innocent. Ric: Yeah, not according to the jury. Sonny: Hey, Kristina. Huh? Where's your mama? You want to look at the babies? Come here. Over here, come here. Can you get up over here? Kristina: Right here? Sonny: Yeah. Can you get up here? I can try to help you. Look at the babies. Kristina: Mm-hmm. Sonny: Yeah, over here. Look. You got to stand up, though. Yeah, you got to stand up. Ow. You see that? Kristina: See that? Sonny: They're all babies, huh? Alexis: (realizes Kristina has wandered off) Oh, my God. Ric: What's the matter? Alexis: Oh, my God -- Kristina? Kristina: A baby. Sonny: Yeah. You used to be a baby. Now you're all grown up. Which one do you like the best? Huh? Kristina: Baby sleeping? Sonny: Yeah, baby's sleeping. She's going to wake up and she's going to call for her mommy, right? Kristina: Her mommy? Alexis and Ric come upon them and watch for a moment. Sonny: Huh? Kristina: Her mommy? Sonny: Yeah, her mommy. You probably did that. You probably woke up and said, "Mommy." Kristina: Mommy. Sonny:
"Mommy, mommy."
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