April 5, 2002 Transcript
"You're the Only Person I Can Trust"

Alexis: No thanks are necessary. Carly, in point, in fact, I didn't lie. It was an exercise in creative semantics, of which I plan to bill you for. I'm going across the hall right now, if that's all right with both of you, so that I can write it up. Thanks so much.

Carly: You are smarter than this.

Sonny: Yeah?

Carly: Alexis isn't loyal. She would go screaming from this building if she knew what you were really like.

Sonny: I know exactly what Alexis will do and how far she'll go for me. I know what she needs to know and I know what she doesn't. But this isn't Alexis' problem. It's yours.

Sonny: Yeah. No, no, just -- just check the resorts, the villas. But I don't think he's going to go back to the hotel. No, no. Don't wait for me. If you see her, just, you know, grab her but do it politely. I do not want her frightened. All right. Thanks.

Alexis: Did you make this in my kitchen?

Sonny: Mebody bought you a new espresso machine instead of that piece of junk you used to have.

Alexis: Kristina bought a new one. And if you tell her I said this, I'm going to deny it, but you make better cappuccino than she does.

Sonny: Mrs. Cerullo taught me.

Alexis: Ned's former mother-in-law?

Sonny: Yeah. She taught me how to cook, too.

Alexis: See, that's the thing -- you need to be taught how to cook. You need to be conditioned to use the -- the machinery.

Sonny: A stove?

Alexis: No, the ingredients and the gadgets, and if you do it right, you make a mess. If you don't do it right, like i don't do it right, you create smoke. I didn't have a kitchen, obviously, where i grew up and I certainly didn't have one in boarding school, so it was the first time that I really ever saw a kitchen when I got my own apartment. Why are you staring at me like that?

Sonny: Well, I'm just thinking that -- you're the only person I can trust.