February 19, 2002 Transcript
"Thanks a Hell of a lot for the Beautiful Flowers!"

Jax: I'm not buying this, Skye.

Skye: What's not to buy? I'm just asking for your help.

Jax: Ok, firstly, if Sonny's men kidnapped you, why did they let you keep your cell phone?

Skye: Lucky me. They didn't check my pantyhose.

Jax: Oh, well, that's an interesting place to keep it.

Alexis: Let me guess. She's in the process of fabricating another threat from Sonny?

Jax: Why did you call me and not the cops? I mean, they have special equipment to trace cell phones. They're prepared to handle these kind of situations.

Skye: Well, excuse me, but I don't want to become headlines in tomorrow's paper, all right? "E.L.Q. C.E.O. Kidnapped by mob boss." Yeah, well, I'd like my stock to be worth what it was when I got tossed in this place.

Jax: Yeah, well, I doubt that'll be a problem. Where are you?

Skye: Well, they didn't leave me a letterhead.

Jax: Well, did you hear anything? Did you smell anything?

Skye: Well, there are foghorns, and the whole place stinks like rancid meat. I don't know, there are lots of hooks and it's cold and getting colder. It's on the docks. I know that.

Jax: Yeah, it certainly sounds like it.

Skye: Well, if Sonny can throw A.J. Into the meat locker, why can't he do the same thing to me? Jax? Are you there?

Jax: Look, try not to fall asleep. I'll see what I can do.

Alexis: You know as well as I do that Sonny did not threaten her or abduct her.

Jax: Yeah. You know what? You might be right. But given the way you feel about Sonny, I'd be a fool to take your word about him, either.

Alexis: Did you find the bad man that kissed your ex-wife?

Sonny: How'd you know where I went?

Alexis: You're getting predictable.

Sonny: Yes, yes, I am.

Alexis: Well, while you were investigating, Jax was here and he is out for blood -- yours.

Sonny: Yeah? What does Jax want?

Alexis: He thinks you're threatening Skye.

Sonny: No, I'm not. She just, you know, never misses a chance to get in my face. Only Jax would believe a word that comes out of her mouth.

[Alexis sighs]

Sonny: What's wrong?

Alexis: Nothing.

Sonny: Well, you seem all, like, tensed up or something.

Alexis: I'm not tense. You're the one that's tense.

Sonny: No, I'm fine.

Alexis: Ok, whatever you say.

Sonny: I said I'm fine.

Alexis: I heard you the first time.

Sonny: So what's the problem?

Alexis: I don't have a problem. You've got a problem. You're angry.

Sonny: Oh. You lost me.

Alexis: You are upset that Carly kissed another man.

Sonny: The hell I am.

Alexis: Look, if you're going to break something, break this. But not my desk, ok, because I just got it fixed. It's ok to admit that you're upset that Carly kissed another man.

Sonny: I've overstayed my welcome.

Alexis: Oh, here we go again.

Sonny: Excuse me?

Alexis: Every time you don't like what I say, you do the Greta Garbo "oh, I need to be alone."

Sonny: Well, what do you want me to do? I mean, you know, you make a statement, you're sure you're right. Now, I don't want to sit here and argue with you, so I'm just -- it's easier for me to just say good night.

Alexis: Ok, fine, do whatever you want. Has it ever occurred to you that Carly does this to you on purpose?

Sonny: You don't know anything about Carly and what goes on between us.

Alexis: Ok, you're right. I don't know anything about anything. I'm just your attorney, which is, incidentally, the answer to your question of the nature of our relationship. I am just your attorney, period, which is just fine with me. Now, if you don't mind, I really need to be alone.

Sonny: I think you already are.

Alexis: Thanks a hell of a lot for the beautiful flowers!