Act I
Sage shows up at Kelly's and takes a table close to the Jones' girls so she can eavesdrop. They're talking about Maxie's college tours and the fact that they leave tomorrow morning at six.

Dillon is caught stealing food from the breakfast bar by Skye who gives him some pocket money. Tracy observes and doesn't like it. She says that Edward's too old to run ELQ. Edward shows up and disagrees.

Lorenzo bumps into the bomber who says he won't leave town until the witnesses are dead.

Courtney shows up with breakfast for Carly. She urges Carly to admit she's still in love with Sonny and to kick Sam out of his life.

Sonny returns home to find Sam having slept on the couch in Jason's lap all night. She wants to give him an explanation but he knows Jason's not sleazy enough to betray him and waves it off, not mad at all. Sam asks Jason why he didn't help her explain. Jason asks why; does she have something to hide?

Act II
Wardrobe has apparently stopped trying to hide Robin Christopher's pregnancy anymore. Skye tells Edward to eat the toast and yogourt; Tracy tells him to have some sausage -- it'll bring his heart attack on quicker. Dillon sneaks out.

Sonny tells Sam that he will make her dinner. He tells her to be careful and if she goes out to take a guard because he doesn't want to lose her. Sonny leaves. Sam smiles.

At the hospital, Carly urges Courtney to give Lorenzo a chance and try to make an effort. He shows up. They're about to shake hands when Jason shows up to prevent his soon-to-be-ex-wife from gaining Alcazar cooties; he tells him not to touch her.

Dillon shows up at Kelly's and asks Georgie to a William Wyler film festival in Manhattan next Tuesday. Felicia reminds her she'll be out of town with Maxie. Dillon is disappointed. Georgie says that they will just do one of their own upon her return; or whatever he wants. Both Felicia and Maxie are surprised by Georgie's seeming eager-to-please attitude. He gives the girls a ride to school. Tracy calls Sage and tells her to stay put - they need to meet.

Act III
At the hospital Courtney runs into Sam and tells her if she's there to go see Morgan she'll have to go through her first.

The nurse hands the baby to Carly. Carly holds Morgan in the company of three of the many men she's slept with. They all fight to take her and the kid home; she chooses Jason. The bomber looks on.

Edward tells Ned perhaps he has something he can offer him. Ned says no matter what, he won't let ELQ fall into the hands of a non-Q, no matter how fond he is of said non-Q.

Tracy and Sage discuss their plan to frame Georgie for posting nudie-patootie photographs of herself on the hospital computer. Sage isn't comfortable with it but Tracy can't think of ANY other way.

Act IV
Stealing a page from "Joan Of Arcadia", Sage takes her picture phone and photographs Georgie in the shower in the girls' locker room after gym class.

Sam and Courtney are screaming at one another; derogatory names are tossed back and forth like hot potatoes. Sonny shows up and instructs Courtney to leave. She walks into the furniture on the way out, but she does leave. Sam tells him she only wanted to check on Morgan; she wouldn't have disturbed Carly. Sonny says he believes her.

Carly brings Morgan home. Michael asks if Sonny visited him in the hospital. Leticia, Morgan and Michael leave. Jason tells Carly she's just using Lorenzo for payback and when Lorenzo figures that out, he'll be not pleased.

Act V
Sage tells Maxie she'll finish the meal schedules data entry into the computer. Maxie and Felicia leave. Tracy shows up. Tracy says someone Dillon trusts has to find the Naked Georgie file.

Georgie meets with Dillon outside Kelly's. She's upset but doesn't say why. She takes off; Dillon doesn't understand why.

Jason shows up at Kelly's and Mike tells him he should tell Sonny to quit using Sam as a way to get over Carly.

Sam puts on the dress Sonny bought her because she likes the way he looks at her while she's wearing it.

Lorenzo shows up. He and Carly are talking about frozen pizzas. Michael eavesdrops.

Michael calls Sonny to come over. Their phone conversation is cut off before it's finished. Sonny thinks this is odd.

Carly tells Lorenzo there's a guy outside the house trying to get in. He tells her to make the house dark, put the kids in her room, hand him the fire poker and let him handle it. The bomber stealthily creeps into the house as Lorenzo hovers.

Act VI
Sam becomes uncharacteristically & increasingly upset by what she thinks people think of her. She spills her red wine all over her dress. Instead of going for the club soda like a normal person, the first thing she can think to do is start screaming for Jason to help her get the bloody thing off. Jason's soon-to-be-ex-wife picks the most inopportune moment in the world to walk in on this little exchange.

Carly realizes that her blind boyfriend Lorenzo can't fight the bad guy on his own. You know, being blind and all. So she takes her trusty baseball bat <insert guffaw here> downstairs to help out. Chaos ensues and UglyBomber! dies because Sonny shoots him. Armed with a flashlight and a gun Sonny calmly asks Carly, "a baseball bat?" Sonny says, without even looking at the dead dude, that he fits the description of the limo bomber and asks if he was there for her -- or Lorenzo.

Preview
Ric tells Emily (still in the same shirt) that if they don't find Nik in the next 24 hours they're calling off the search.

Courtney says she can't wait to tell Sonny that Sam was trying to seduce his best friend.

Nik tells Mary "this can't be my life". Ah sadly, Nikolas -- with PruzaK at the helm, it very much is.

Ric smugly arrests Sonny.