Act I
Courtney hands Jason's passport to Max and leaves.

Carly accuses Jax of not caring about Courtney at all and only wanting her so that he can rub Jason's face in it. Jax says that's not true.

Courtney shows up at "The Cellar" and finds Faith there. She asks her to leave.

Lucky shows up at Skye's place. He looks down at her stomach and up at her. She thanks him for coming and he says he's not sure why he did.

Jason finds Sam on a bench. She tells him she miscarried because she left Port Charles and didn't do as Sonny & Jason had asked.

Emily brings Nikolas to Wyndemere. He says it's imposing and cold and doesn't believe she ever lived there. She's delighted that he knows her well enough to know that. They head inside.

Act II
Nikolas starts to have a thought but it's gone before he can finish it. He paces around the main room of Wyndemere. Emily begins to uncover something from under a sheet when Alexis shows up and calls "Connor" Nikolas. He asks what she just called him.

Sam tells Jason the miscarriage isn't his fault. Jason can't help but completely blame himself.

Jax tells Carly he's surprised she hasn't tried to seduce him as a way to gain revenge upon Sonny and prove to Courtney that he's not worthy of her. Jax and Carly move steadily closer together when Courtney returns and asks what's going on.

*btw, in case I've mentioned my pregnant best friend Tenille -- she FINALLY went into labour at 5:45 AM. still no baby yet so i'm not quite a godmother*

Act III
Jason brings Sam to a pool hall/diner type place where he insists she lay down. She says she wishes he'd yell at her and he suspects that's because she feels like yelling back. The whole time, the Maxwell Caulfield-lookalike who shot Sonny hovers in the background spying.

Skye almost has Lucky convinced of her innocence. Suddenly she spies the blonde mystery woman outside. Lucky takes off after her.

Jax explains to Courtney that he and Carly were playing a game of sexual chicken that probably would've ended with a kiss but he wouldn't have let it go further. She doesn't care and wants them both to leave.

Justus tries to prevent Lorenzo from entering Carly's club. Lorenzo says he's there for a drink. Justus tells him it's in everyone's best interest to keep peace. Lorenzo sidles up to Faith while Jenn asks Justus if he's billing Sonny for that conversation.

Connor politely asks Alexis why she called him Nikolas. She fumbles for an excuse. Emily asks him to go get her purse! Alone with Emily, Alexis tells her it's great that at least his manners are still intact. She asks if she's sure she wants to handle things this way and Emily says yes.

Act IV
Carly asks Courtney what will happen if she falls for Jax. Courtney says that won't happen. Carly persists. Courtney says if that happens, she supposes she'll just get hurt.

Faith wants to make a move against Sonny and Jason in their absence. Lorenzo shows no interest in helping her.

Sam tells Jason he's a remarkable person for catering to Michael's every whim. Jason says that it's his fault she miscarried. The stalker takes off.

Emily tells Alexis that Nikolas' memory therapy is really working. Alexis says that Nikolas would want her to do whatever Emily thought was a good idea, and so she'll go along with it. Nikolas returns. Alexis tells him it was nice to meet him and that he should feel welcome to return there anytime he wants. Nikolas tells Emily that Nikolas' aunt was very gracious and asks if the reason she made up an excuse to get rid of him was so she could ask Aunt Alexis what she thought of her new friend.

Act V
Emily tells Nikolas about the stroke that Nikolas had as a teenager and how it impaired his speech. She says that she and his uncle were the only two people he trusted to help him. She says it's because he found her harmless and inconsequential. Nikolas asks what changed as he moves closer to her. They're inches away from one another by the time the scene ends.

Ric makes a snide remark to Justus and Jen. He then trots off to insult Alexis. She sits at a table alone. Ric sits at a table alone. Carly shows up and sees the two of them and Faith. She tells Faith she wants her gone immediately.

Jason tells Sam that he thought he was good at fixing things -- until now. Sam tells him she feels safe with him.

Act VI
Lucky returns and tells Skye he thinks she hired the woman to come plant more strands of Laura's hair. Skye can't believe he thinks she's lying.

Nikolas questions Emily about her first kiss with Nikolas. Suddenly Connor and Emily are kissing.

Sam starts screaming because she thinks she's having a miscarriage. Jason reminds her she already did and she admits she was lying.

Courtney unpacks a vase. Jax shows up with ice cream. He turns to go but she asks him to stay.

Faith and Carly taunt one another. Faith shoves Carly twice. Alexis and Ric look on. Carly shoves Faith back. She falls and hits her head on the bar. Ric feels for a pulse and suggests Alexis call 911.

Preview
Emily asks Connor if he's sorry he kissed her

Ric tells Carly he has to take her down to the PCPD. She haughtily asks why -- because she defended herself?

Jason brings Sam to a hospital and says "this woman's pregnant & I think she's having contracts".

Question: What did one nun say to the other?
Answer: "I think it's time to call a priest".
No, really -- I am not making this up!