Point of View Series
by Kristen

Part 9 -- Here we go again (MJ's POV)

So, you're not gonna believe this one. Mom is pregnant. AGAIN. And not just pregnant, but pregnant with twins. AGAIN.

That's right all, there are soon going to be SIX of us little Davis-Corinthos' running around. I bet when the PCPD finds that out, half the department hands in their badges. Wouldn't you?

Even though I'm still in diapers, I knew something was up the minute she walked in the door. For starters, she slammed the door so hard that ugly snake thing fell and broke. That's a good thing, no more of Carly's tacky purchases in the house.

Then, as soon as dad walked in the room, she glared at him. Mom looks at dad a lot of different ways, but she NEVER glares at him.

He asked if she wanted some of the pie he was eating and she told him that she had enough of his fruit thank you very much.

Dad was seriously confused. He wasn't for long though,cause mom started yelling at him that he had done it to her again.

"Done what Alexis?"

"You know damn well what Sonny."

"Apparently I don't."

"I'm pregnant you moron."

"Huh?"

"Pregnant Sonny, you know, I have to get fat and go through labor again. Wonder what part of your body I can break this time. Oh, and not just pregnant, but pregnant with twins again."

Uh dad, wrong time to smile. Especially a "wow,I'm so damn virile" smile. He never saw that piece of pie aiming for his head.

"You need to know, this time, while I am recovering from this labor, you are going to be having an operation yourself bucko."

"Do I want to know what kind?"

"Do you have to ask?"

"Alexis, I love you, but it's not gonna happen."

"Sonny, look at me. It happens in a sterile hospital room with anesthetic, or it happens here, when you least expect it. I'm a Cassdaine, we grew up playing with sharp things. Some of us cut our teeth on them. AM I making myself clear? It happens there, when you know it is coming, or it can heppen here, when you are sleeping with one eye open."

My mom is really scary sometimes, did you know that? I don't think dad has ever seen this side of her before, because his eyes are bigger than I have ever seen them and his mouth is hanging open. And not the way it does when Ellie has popped off, this is in a "My wife has lost it and I am going to die" kind of way.

Speaking of Ellie, the poor kid has strep throat right now and so she can't talk. At first I think everyone was a little glad about that, but it has been really quiet around here the last few days and right about now, I would give anything for her to pipe up with something.ANYTHING.

So, dad is still just standing there, mouth hanging open,
pie dripping down his front.

Mom is waiting for an answer.

"Well?"

"Alexis, can we have this discussion later? There's something I need to take care of.

"The only thing you need to take care of is making a phone call to GH and scheduling an appointment to have a little something taken care of."

"Alexis, really, this can't wait."

"Neither can this Sonny, unless you want to wait forever to "you know" with me again."

"Alexis"

"Sonny"

Ding dong! Saved by the bell.

"Whoever it is Johnny, tell them to wait."

Now she's yelling at Johnny? This is really serious.

"Sonny, you answer that door and I am heading for the kitchen. I know where you keep the knives."

"Alexis, this REALLY can't wait."

"What is that noise?"

"Uh, I thought it would cheer Ellie up."

Great dad, just what we need. A puppy.

Um yeah, the puppy just left a present on mom's new coat.

Since when do moms put out hits on a puppy?