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of View Series Part 6 -- Okay, you know what? (Carly's POV) Ok, you know what? I am SO over Sonny and Alexis and their happy little family. Every time I go over there I have to see them and their little "family." It's enough make me want to be sick. I know Michael is just pretending when he says he has a great time. Why on earth would he have fun with them? Like what? He expects me to believe that Alexis is Shirley Brady? Or is that Carol Partridge? Well, it's one of those tv moms. Please, the woman can't even cook. At least Leticia knows how to make something besides popcorn. And those kids. Everyone acts like they are just the cutest things ever borned. It makes me sick how everyone gushes over them. They go on and on about their hair and their dark eyes and their dimples. Please! Michael is so much cuter. No one can tell me that it's fair that Alexis got Sonny and still has this great practice going on too. And people are always making over the fact that after four kids she looks better than ever. You know what? If that is what having four kids looks like, I will stick to my one. I can't keep shopping in the juniors section if I have more kids, can I? Even the bodyguards make a big fuss over those kids. Johnny and Max never acted like that with Michael, and he was like, so much better behaved. I heard that that oldest of theirs made them dress up in toilet paper outfits or something and they weren't even all that mad about it. Apparently from what I figured out, Alexis and Sonny were off somewhere having sex. You know what? Sonny and I only ever had sex in our bed. He said that was the way he liked it, in the dark, in our room. She must be boring if he has to do it with her in other places too. I am getting really sick of having to pick up Michael when that bitch is home. Does she ever leave these kids alone? At least I have a life. Great, Sonny isn't back with Michael yet. Now I'm gonna have to sit here and try to make small talk with her and these kids. Maybe I'll get lucky and they will all be taking naps or something. You know what? She really needs to get a nanny and a life. Please! Ugh, here comes that oldest one and the boy. What is the attraction here? "Hi Carly." "Hello." "I brought you some dessert me and daddy made last night." Great, she and Sonny cook together. And why is that MJ staring at me? Kid creeps me out. "Why would I want any of what that is?" "It's strawberry shortcake and I thought it might help make you sweeter, cause daddy says you are a sourpuss, but mommy says you aren't a sourpuss, just a hoppy. Carly, are you a bunny?" "Your mother said I'm a what?" "A hoppy. And Carly, what is a viscous war?" "I have no idea. Why are you asking me?" "Cause mommy says you are a viscous war." "I think she is a poopyhead." "MJ, I told you you're not supposed to say that in front of her." "Poopyhead, poopyhead, poopyhead." "Ok, you know what? Where is your mother?" "She is upstairs with the twins. They are eating right now. Mommy has to let them eat off her, did you know that?" "Yeah, I knew that." "Daddy likes where the babies eat. He says it's one of his favorite parts of mommy. That it's nice to be married to a lady that actually has big bests. That you didn't have any bests. He says mommy's bests are like mountains `pared to your molehills, or something like that." "Poopyhead, Carly is a poopyhead!" "Ok, does that kid know how to say anything else?" "He can say lotsa stuff, but that is his favorite word right now. Is "you know what" your favorite thing to say Carly?" "No it's not. Why does everyone keep asking me that?" "It's just that you say it lots. Mommy says that you should stop saying it unless you have something interesting to say after you ask people that but that you never do." "Poopyhead!" "MJ, be quiet! Carly, what is wrong with your arms? Are they better?" "My arms are fine." Where the hell is Sonny? And how long does it take Alexis to feed two kids? If she had a nanny or two, they could control these kids. "Oh, I just wondered cause mommy said they are failing." "Your mom talks too much." "MJ stop that. And let go of that cake, it's for Carly!" I don't believe this. Those brats just got cake all over my new outfit, and I just KNEW that Sonny would like this one. He always tore my spandex clothes til they were in shreds. "I'm really sorry Carly. It was a acc'dent. And I was hoping that it would make some guy like you too." "What are you blathering about now?" "Well, mommy says that eating strawberries make daddy's lights get turned on and I thought if you ate some strawberries that maybe you would make some guys lights get turned on and you might not be so grumpy." "I am NOT grumpy." "Mommy says you are a witch. Are you a good witch like Glenda or a bad witch like the one the house fell on? Can you teach me a spell to do, please?" Ok, you know what? I am so out of here. "Tell you dad to bring Michael to the house when he gets back. I am SO out of here." \ "Poopyhead!"
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