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Kiss for the Angels
by Maia
Background music, life should come with background music. Instead
of being clueless sods that walk about in a daze, being overwhelmed
by lifes little jokes, you would have that nice open crescendo
that would alert a person to approaching life altering moment, or
that sickly sweet elevator music that told you the love of your
life was around the next corner, or better yet, the Jaws theme that
said run.
The
scary thing was that his life was full of background music, but
until recently, he never bothered to listen.
Alexis
smiled at him, and Ric gulped hard. Yep, this was a definite run
moment.
I
dont know, Alexis, he began.
Alexiss
eyes darkened and the smile on her lips definitely did not reach
her eyes as she took on this determined feral look. A determined
Alexis, that was something he liked at certain times, namely in
the bedroom, but this was not one of those times. Groaning, Ric
could hear it now. Oh yeah, there it wasthe Jaws music.
Alexis
held the cases up in her hands in a threatening movement. Fanning
them, she lifted a cool brow.
Oh,
you dont scare me, little lady, he said with added bravado.
Alexis calmly selected a CD. Ric sighed rolling his eyes. Okay,
fine. So you dosometimes. Hit me, he said waving to
her determined to get this over.
Beethoven.
Eh,
no. Try again.
Alexis
glanced at the jewel cases.
Vivaldi!
Counselor,
please work with me here. Ric put up a hand. Ive
got a solution. Wait. He quickly left the room to return a
few moments later with one glass and a bottle of expensive cognac.
Pouring them a stiff one, his hand cradling his glass, swirling
the amber liquid as it warmed to the touch of his hand. Waving off
the first fumes, the kiss of the angels, he took a fortifying drink.
First
kiss for the angels, and next a kiss for you, he said before
reaching over and kissing Alexis, his mouth warm from the alcohol
with a rich smoky flavor.
He
was distracting her. Sure he was. Alexis moaned as the kissed deepened,
tasting the burning flavor of cognac and Ric. Moving into it, she
winded an arm around his neck, as he spanned her back in a firm
hold, his one hand going up to cradle her neck.
Reluctantly,
he released her, leaning his head against hers. Breathing deep,
he looked into her eyes loving that slight dazed look she got, but
his wife, she was one scary chick. Even dazed and distracted, her
hand came up with a CD waved between the two of them.
Youll
like this one.
Please,
he begged. This was bad enough, but a night of Bach might undo him.
Barry
White, she said seductively.
Oh
baby! Ric grabbed her and danced her around the room, his
head buried in her neck. Are you propositioning me?
Alexis
made a sound on disgust in her throat. Since lately you take
me passing you salt as a proposition, and then yes, I suppose I
am. Laughing, she put a hand over his mouth before he could
kiss her. But, she started.
Oh-no,
no
not with the buts!
We
have to do this first.
Ric
glanced over his shoulder. I cant do this.
Oh,
sure you can. You know why? Alexis held his head, kissing
him, her mouth kissing the side of his, sucking on his bottom lip
softly before pulling it a bit harder. Youre smart.
I
am.
Youre
sexy.
You
think so?
Totally
sexy. Alexis gave a squeak when he dipped her. Laughing, she
held on.
Ric
straightened and took a deep breath. Rubbing his hand down his front
straightening his tie that wasnt there he took a determined
look. Youre right. I can do this. Breathing out
harshly, he stood taller. Im a lawyer, dammit.
Thats
my man. Alexis encouraged him patting him on the back. I
think there is only one real way to approach this, and that is to
assign a project manager.
Alexis,
were the only two on the project, he pointed out. He
poured more cognac into the glass taking a drink, passing it to
Alexis.
Granted,
the workforce is a tad under staffed given the complexity of the
project, but I think it is important to have a project leadera
captain, if you will.
Ric
gave his wife a knowing look, not in the least bit fooled. You
mean someone to blame when it goes up in smoke.
Oh
God! Not smokeI mean, I hope not in smoke. Last time was
Alexis caught herself. Not really, I think one of us to orchestrate
it, so it comes off, not so foul. Thats the ticket, and I
nominate you as the Captain. Alexis gave him an approving
pat on the back.
Captain?
Ric gave her a knowing smile. Right. And you will be?
Alexis
ran her hand up his chest smiling enchantingly making him raise
an eyebrow. Why a soldier, of course, you knowan underling,
working under you.
Rics
arms went around her waist pulling her tight into him. A soldier
hmm,
I think Im liking this. That means you have to follow my orders.
Uh-huh,
she said kissing the side of his neck. Oh Captain, my Captain.
All
of them, Ric smiled, a genuine one. I might have some
pretty detailed instructions.
You
always do.
I
do?
Oh
you do, she breathed in his ear.
Ric
lightly spanked her, putting her away from him. Stop that,
youre distracting me. He pushed the sleeves of his shirt
up. Lets get this abomination over, and then we can
go work on the details. Ric drank more cognac.
Detailingmy
favorite thing. Alexis sighed leaning over the counter with
Ric to read the pages as they passed the cognac between them. Thisthis
doesnt look so bad.
Ric
snorted rereading it a third time; after all, he was the captain.
He might as well be a good one. Not so bad? There is nothing
so bad as something thats not so bad.
Alexis
held up a wooden spoon, Your emblem of power, my Captain.
I
prefer a whip.
Later.
Lets get this done. Alexis frowned as she read to herself.
Clarify the butter? What? Um, you know, maybe you better do
step one.
Sorry,
youre the slaveum, I mean soldier. My first order is
to clarify the butter. They looked at each other, both shrugging.
Index
or glossary! There must be a glossary of terms, she suggested.
Right!
Ric turned to the back, then to the front, and flipped through interim
pages. E-eh, doesnt look good, theres no glossary.
Alexis
took the butter and stared at it in great thought. Fine, listen
up churned up piece of putrefied animal secretions
you are
butter. Are we clear on that? She dumped it into the pot.
Next instruction.
Honey,
I dont think that is what they mean by clarifying,
just a hunch.
Are
you questioning my cooking skills?
Ric
laughed outright holding up his hands in surrender. Now would
I do that? He made a face. Next instruction! Alexis
stood at attention. Add chopped scallions and two cloves of
crushed garlic.
I
can do that, Alexis said proudly. See, this is a snap!
She shoved it all in the pot. I told you that we can do this!
After all, were lawyers. We make sense of convoluted facts
every day, and this, this is childs play.
Were
good.
Alexis
leaned over kissing him. Were really good. They
both smiled before moving into the kiss. It got a bit heated in
there, as it is known to do in kitchens, as he backed her up into
the counter and her hand went back to grab the edge to steady herself.
She
reluctantly pushed him away when a smell hit her delicate nose,
so tuned was her olfactory apparatus. Um, Captain, I think
the onion and garlic are burningoh, and the butter.
Ric
turned quickly to look in the pan. Cursing under his breath, he
gave it a quick stir with his spoon waving his other hand over the
top to disperse the wisps of black smoke. Naw, its fine.
A tad singed, thats all.
The
instructions say not to overcook the garlic. Alexis looked
into the pot at the blackened once white chunks, now almost indiscernible.
What exactly is overdone? I think this book is defective.
It should come with diagrams, a color code, and a few other things.
Like
a cook? Ric suggested. Alexis hit him playfully. What
the heck is a number five can?
Alexis
leaned in her nose scrunched up as she read the directions. A
number five can of crushed tomatoes. Glancing at her husband,
she shrugged. Typo, Im sure they mean five cans of crushed
tomatoes.
Ric
didnt look so sure, but watched as Alexis opened five cans
of whole tomatoes. I thought they were supposed to be crushed.
Got
a spoon? she asked. Ric nodded holding up his symbol of power
and position. Then crush away Law Boy.
Captain,
he corrected her. Show some respect where respect is due.
I
was going to say Brief Boy, but you dont wear
briefs.
I
dont wear anything.
I
know. Alexis said putting a tongue into her cheek, giving
a look up and down.
Ric
blew at hard at the look and quickly went to work putting a bit
of muscle into it as tomatoes went flying. They really needed to
get this done. You know, I think we shouldve started
on something easier, like in the front of the book, and not on page
130.
Honey,
its the Joy of Cooking, not a position of from the Kama Sutra.
Everything in this damn book is difficult from cover to cover.
Position
130, was that the one with the
The
ear.
Oh,
I liked that one!
Stir!
Well never get this done. Alexis took a drink of cognac
offering the glass to the hard laboring Ric.
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Sonny stood in the doorway of the kitchen holding Kristina in his
arms. His eyes moved over the room, and over the untidy two lawyers
having maybe a bit too much fun, considering they were demolishing
their own kitchen. Clearing his throat, he waited for them to notice
him and Kristina.
Ric
was kissing her neck, his hand around her waist, up under her shirt.
Alexis opened her eyes seeing them. Sonny, she said
huskily.
Ric
stopped kissing her. No. Ric.
Alexis
smiled at her daughter, her eyes lighting up in joy. Or maybe she
was just lit. The almost empty bottle of cognac stood on the countertop
with strange handprints all over it.
Hey,
baby!
Ric
frowned turning to follow Alexiss gaze, and only seeing Sonny.
Dont call him that!
I
was talking to Kristina.
Kristina!
Ric joined Alexis, but Sonny easily avoided the two of them taking
his daughter to a respectful distance. They were both filthy.
You
are a bit on the
Sonny wanted to say drunk, but actually,
they were both still standing, so he compromised. Messy side.
Oh!
Alexis took a kitchen towel and wiped herself and then Ric down.
The shellfish, it was trying.
It
can be, especially the mussels and crab. Shelling them can be difficult
to the unpracticed.
Alexis
made a sound in her throat. I thought you were supposed to
leave them in their shell!
Sonny
smiled charmingly. You are. I was just checking.
Ric
went back to stirring their project. His eyes spied
something, and he gave a suspicious glance Alexiss way. Lexi,
how much of the chives did you put in?
Alexiss
eyes moved nervously as she bit her lip, not really sure which one
was chives. They were all green. That was hardly her fault. There
were other colors in the rainbow; she wouldnt have chosen
green herself.
Um
how
much was I supposed to put in?
A
tablespoon of chopped chives, he said holding up the tablespoon.
Alexiss
face turned few different shades of red. Her hand immediately went
behind her back as she rocked on her heels. Yep, thats
how much I put in, she lied easily.
We
had three full bunches of chives. Theyre all gone.
What
are you saying, Counselor? she asked her eyes narrowing. Oh,
he so could not being suggesting that she spoiled the pot. Not after
he burned the garlic and butter.
Sonny
moved Ric and Alexis back. He and Kristina both looked into the
pot together, and Sonny found a clean spoon and dipped it into the
strange brew. Tasting it, he nodded his head more to himself. Turning,
he started to hand Kristina over to Alexis, but seeing the state
of her clothing he shook his head. Finding the only clean space
in the kitchen, he sat Kristina down.
Dont
move, sweetie. Sonny sighing heavily, his load in life very
much trying to his better nature, not that anyone suspected that
he had a better nature. He took the hot pads and picked up the large
pot. Going to the trash can, he tossed the pan and its contents
into the garbage.
Oh,
said Alexis. That cant be good. Thats not good
is it? she asked her husband.
Definitely
not good, Ric confirmed.
Sonny
came back and smiled at the two lethal legals holding out his hand.
Sighing, Ric reached into his back pocket for his wallet removing
a twenty.
Sonny
smiled smugly going to retrieve his daughter from her perch. See
the money, honey? This is whats called easy tender, off an
easy mark. Now, gaming is illegal in the state of New York, so dont
tell anyone. Alexis rolled her eyes.
Obviously,
our mistake was trying to make a bouillabaisse. Perhaps it was a
bit too challenging.
Box
mac and cheese it too challenging, Sonny informed her. You
mistake was every locating your kitchen. Sonny looked at the
mess. Ill call for dinner. Tandoori?
Sounds
good, Ric agreed tossing the towel. Heck, they already lost,
so why not accept defeat gracefully. He was starving in more ways
than one, and with a bit of cognac on board, a nice warm wife, and
Kristina looking ready for bedlife was good.
Ill
call while you and Alexis clean up your mess.
Clean?
both Alexis and Ric said at the same time, looking about helplessly.
You
cook. You clean. Its a rule.
Where?
Alexis demanded. I didnt see that rule! Is it in the
book?
Sonny
laughed kissing his daughter. Tandoori in half an hour, so
you might want to get going.
Alexis
bit her lip. Ric, youre the Captain. Im sure you
want to go down with the sinking ship.
Ric
reached out and dragged a flee Alexis by the back of her jeans.
Uh-uh. Im the Captain and youre the soldier, so
Ill just order you to clean the kitchen. Remember? Youll
follow my every order?
Alexis
made a huffing noise in her throat. Well, actually you were
the Captain of cooking, so I think it is my turn to be the Captain
of the cleaning crew, and that makes you my little soldier.
Sonny
shook his head whispering to Kristina. Yep, he needed to get food
so his little Princess could eat and get ready for bed. I
think its going to take the both of you, that or a nuclear
explosion.
Alexis
gave the room some thought. Sonny left them to it, listening to
their discussion on his way into the living room.
We
could move, Alexis suggested.
Ric
made an approving sound in his throat. Or fire! Fire worked
for us last time.
It
did. It really did, and I really like choosing new cabinets.
Trinitrotoluene?
Ric whispered in her ear.
Oh,
TNT, I like. Its an essential for redecorating.
Sonny
took a chair with Kristina in his lap shaking his head. Yeah,
this is Mr. Corinthos, can you deliver my usual order? Yeah, the
same place. How long? That will be fine.
Sonny
disconnected his cell phone glancing at the kitchen at loud noises,
pots crashing and the sound of laughter, of Alexiss happy
tone with his brothers deeper baritone chuckle.
And
they call me dangerous, he told his daughter tragically. Dont
worry, my little doodle bug, daddy will make sure they dont
poison you.
Kristina
repeated the word daddy in her soft little voice, and
Sonny smiled, his eyes softening in a way they only did for his
daughter. Thats my girl.
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